Wednesday, December 28, 2005

THE 5: Worst Films of 2005

Hey people, As we are drawing close to the year's end... I thought I will put up the top 5's of this year... I am kick starting this string of 5's with the most difficult compilations...
THE WORST FIVE FILMS OF THE YEAR THAT HAS GONE BY:

Why difficult??? C'mon, good ol' bollywood gives us so many choices for it!

5. KAAL

Well this was one movie where animals acted better than the actors. A idiotic Vivek Oberoi with a i-cant-do-anythin-but-look-hot Lara Dutta get together with A wooden John Abraham and an even more wooden Esha Deol and a couple of stupidity personfying friends enter the Orbit National Park on a trail of something... In the forest they meet up with a Kajol...oops Kajal eyed Ajay Devgan and a bunch of really hungry looking tigers just coz there is some kinda suspense building up...

KAAL is full of lampoonin screenplay and a starcast full of deadpan expressions. With scenes out of nearly every scary hollywood film popping out... had it not been for Karan Johar's amazing publicity stint KAAL would have been the biggest flop of all times.

The only saving grace is a brilliant sound design, excellent camera work and the red hot title track with SRK and Malaika.

Had it not been for the above 3 things... Kaal would have definitely been a major contender for the no. 1 slot.


4. Mr. Ya Miss

Antari Mali wrote, directed and acted in this factory film. No wonder Ramu broke all ties with her after this remake of an already bad film, Hot Chick. There is nothing right with this film. Hopelessly sad!

Cant Say more...! I just hope RGV isnt gonna be this looney ever again!

I wish i could give this a Number 1.... but unfortunately, there are better contenders.

3. KISNA

I cant help rollicking with laughter everytime i think of this VERY bad film. What were you thinking Mr. Ghai??
And why Vivek Oberoi in the lead role? The Isha chick danced well though...

2.Neal N Nikki

Read my review... I just dont wanna think about this film again! Bad, Bad, Bad.

1.Mangal Pandey

Ha Ha Ha... some films are made so that they can take this highly coveted position. Bad music, Bad acting, BAd screenplay, Bad Direction, Bad historical inaccuracies... BAD is the key word of Mangal Pandey.
Type Bad in google search... and guess what... The Mangal Pandey official site opens!!!!

Next up: TOP 5: Best films of 2005

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't write so good reviews or people will take more interest in your reviews that the film actually. Sincere request please do teach me your so called art ( art of writing ).

Anonymous said...

Now I’m sure you are Shahrukh Khan writing these reviews.
But how do you agreed about Kaal?
That means you are honest person.
Good.
Those 5 are really worst films of the year.
Agreed.
Keep it up.