Neal N Nikki

When I entered a multiplex screening Neal N Nikki, the first question that struck me was that... How come a Yashraj film has only 5 people sitting in the hall... that too for the evening show and when the film is just 5 days old???

Baffled as an eskimo would be in a desert, I reclined on the chair, armed with popcorn in my hand and got ready to witness what i can call the worst movie i have seen in 21 years of my life...

What were you thinking Mr. Sablok..? Showing a Tanisha nearly naked... and an Uday, who frankly is wooden kissing at the drop of the hat would make a good movie??? If that is what you were thinking... well... I am not surprised to see the 6 idiots who actually bought a ticket to watch the film.

Here is the story... If you really care to know...

Neal(Uday Chopra) is an Indian staying in canada. Since it is a Yashraj film no prizes for guessing that the family is Punjabi. He is about to get married to some arbitrary chick from Punjab. Before he gets married he decides to go on a bachelor holiday for 21 days in vancouver... the aim... to get laid with 21 chicks in 21 days...

So far... So bad...

Now the worse part... When in Vancouver he meets up with Nikki(Tanisha) who has lost oodles of weight and even more clothes. She appears at all places where Uday is trying to lay someone and spoils it. Now she decides to help him out... and in the process has her own plan.

This is it. Thats the story. Bad dialogues, tacky screenplay, a strictly average soundtrack... Neal N Nikki has all that it takes to ensure a flop at the Box Office.

Uday Chopra should stop acting. Tanisha should stop trying to act. Aditya Chopra mustve been in a not-so-nice frame of mind when he approved this film.

And Mr. Arjun Sablok... STOP MAKING FILMS!!!

Undoubtedly... The worst hindi film of the century.

My Rating: NOT APPLICABLE